awwww.
Oh death, you big softy.
And this is why Peter is one of my favorites.
Peter and Tony get me right in the feels aghfjkslhgkfls
Peter is pretty great
stand back motherfuckers
this bitch is fierce.
Godspeed.
You guys better watch the fuck out
This Caterpie’s out for blood.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
quick, amputate it before it spreads
Sherlock: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist.
Avengers: what
X-men: what
Fantastic Four: what
Spider-man: what
Doctor: what
John: what
Alfred F. Jones: WHAT
if you’re down and i start screaming at you
it’s because i love you
You never screamed at me, but you’ve fallen asleep on me while I was sitting down.
Does that count? : D <3333
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor! Loki isn’t here!”
LOKI ISN’T HERE.
We became best friends after that, obviously.
